This girl I work with…is a dumb, nosey bitch.
She says to me today… “I have a question for you.” Obviously, I was THRILLED.
She comes closer, to whisper. I say, “Oh, it’s one of those questions.” Expecting some kind of gross, way-too-personal question about homo sex.
She says “You have pretty good gaydar right?” As if I care who is a homo and who isn’t. I say “I guess?”
“So can you tell when people are lesbians?” ………….like I have some kind of mystic, other-worldly connection to the psyches of the world’s lesbian database.
“Do you think Kelly (another therapist) is a lesbian?”
So being the tricky dicky that I am, I say “I think so.”
then I paused… before I added…
“but when I started here, I totally thought you were a lesbian.” Then I left, just to glance back at her with a stunned look on her face.
BAM!
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